'cause I know that everybody's thinkin' it when the light's out.
I'm Brittany S. Pierce. I almost have the same name as Britney Spears, and that's not a coincidence. We met in a dream, and she told me how awesome I am. I mean, are you calling Britney a liar?
I go to McKinkey High in Ohio, and my whole family go there, too. They're the glee club. They suck sometimes, but all family do, and it's super okay because when they're not yelling or sleeping with each other, they're really there for me. And my girlfriend, Santana. She's super hot and awesome, and even though I know you really want to, you can't kiss her. And you can't kiss me. Unless you're Britney, 'cause I'm sure we could make an exception.